rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: efeminist, via virguin)

efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

(Source: lauramercierbodyscrub, via pixelgarden-deactivated20141112)

femburton:

i think about this a lot

(Source: brimalandro, via shantell)

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bogleech:

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

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ravioligarchy:

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

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paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

(Source: citriccenobite-deactivated, via animalbaths)